37 things parents say to their kids daily
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As a parent, we find ourselves constantly repeating what we say to those darling little miniature people we love over and over and over again, day in day out. but our days wouldn't be the same if they actually listened now would they.
The other day i actually stopped and listened to myself and i was like a moaning old broken record,but i know im not the only one that says half this stuff daily!
Please dont take this as all i do is nag, we play trains, shoot ghosts, beat up imaginary baddies, read stories to each other and chatter all day.
eat your breakfast
get that out your mouth
do you want me to call daddy ?
why did you do that?
come here i need to change your bum
get down
stop shouting
was that fun?
leave the cat alone, he'll bite you
eat your lunch
im not sure honey.
i have no idea what you just said, try again
where did you put my keys?
are you hungry ?
please dont play on the tv unit
i dont know which episode of thomas you're talking about.
no sweets till you eat something.
another one... really ?
if you dont do it, ill throw all your toys away.
its broken
please stop touching your willy like that
thank you
you're welcome
2 seconds
1,2 dont let me say the next number.... 2 and a half!
what did i just say ?
please get off my head
where did you leave your banana?
do you love me ?
can i have a kiss?
dont touch thats its dirty
please dont stick that pen up your nose
i'm just trying to help you.
fine, be stroppy then.
nap time ?
right, time for bed.
i love you lots.
these are just the ones i remember. Its got so bad that mason now copies me, so when i ask him to come here... his reply is 2 seconds ?.... NO thats my line!
It tires me out just reading that list, and the mr has the cheek to ask me why i look tired?!
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